i got my halloween costume for the BIG party!
(btw if youre in the sac area and want to go to an AMAZING party, hit me up… i’ll give you details. oh and ***pssstttt its corporate playboy!***)
and i also got a shitload of food… my fridge was so empty!!
SO let me go back to tell you kids how GREAT my first anal felt. I always thought that it would really hurt and I do think that had it not been with a toy my friend time that it would have hurt pretty badly. But OMG it felt so good!! Hailey knew all the right things to do with that toy in my ass and she made me cum over and over again in the bathtub. I really was shocked at how good it felt. I can only imagine how good it would feel to have a big massive cock in my throbbing wet pussy and then right when I’m about to climax have another cock or toy slid into my ass. I can’t wait to try it out for the camera!!
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men…….men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
I have to tell you that one of the funnest video and pic shoots that we have done for ClubMicah has got to be the cuccumbers and banana scene. LMAO. Honestly, I had masturbated with a cuccumber before with an ex boyfriend of mine but the excitement of doing it for the camera was way hotter than my ex! HAhaha. have you ever had a fruit or veggie shoved so far into your pulsating pussy that you couldnt shove it in any deeper? God I had such a blast in this set and felt like a dirty little solo porn girl!! GO MICAH!! Anyhow I hope that you enjoy the vegetable GOOD TIME that I have here in this “tossing my salad” shoot! Enjoy!!
You try and try and you don’t know why, but in the end its you that cries, tryin seems to be a task and is it worth it, you must ask, why go the extra mile when it never seems to be worth your while, you have to free yourself from all the pain and free the emotions that can drive you insane, you must make yourself shine through the weak and climb to the highest peak, because in the end its you whos left to stand your ground, to take a deep breath and look around cause its not you who will finish last , free yourself and leave the past in the past…..
So I went out with my friend last night that I have known since we were in the 5th freaking grade. (YEAH! I’m starting to feel like I’m getting old!) anyhow- we went out to this strange locals club/bar where there was this couple doing some sort of slow-motion mating ritual dance. I’m soooo not sure exactly what it was that they were doing. But then there was these two blondes drunk off their asses dancing in the middle of the room watching themselves move in the mirror on the wall. Well, come to find out these two bitches were actually mother and daughter.
Now the strangest part about this whole scene is for one I’m not drunk enough and for two THEYRE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER! WTF?? It gets more strange. So theres this Italian looking freak in the corner who is just staring at them like he’s about to pounce on them. All drooling at crap. So he goes up and starts hitting on the daughter and next thing I know he’s completely feeling her up with his hands all over her boobs and crap! UGH!! so he tries to leave with these two broads and we were mystery science theatering his ass while we walked by them.
They were completely trying to brush this guy off but he was either too stupid or too drunk to get the hint!! HAH!! GOD some people are so duuuumb!
I don’t understand this whole crazy sushi kick that is going on in cali. Why does everyone want to eat raw fish all of the time. I could guess that maybe all of the raw fish is somewhat like eating a whole lot of pussy! I don’t want to eat anything that comes from any sort of animal. UGH. It makes me sick just thinking about it! VEGAN all the way baby! Okay maybe its not the coolest thing that I have to take crazy amounts of vitamins everyday but still I don’t want to be ingesting any animal bi-products EWW!! yack yack yack! But raw fish?? EWWWW!!!