Archive for the ‘Animals’ Category

Damn Dog

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

my dog pisses me off. he left the perfect turd on my bedroom floor. the only good thing about the perfect turd that was left on my bedroom floor……it was Very easy to clean up, even flushable.

strange day. somehow when it rains in the morning, it makes me feel the rest of the day like im swimming underwater cant find my way to the top. not like a scary drowning, just kinda like drifting.

i feel like a piece of driftwood.

haha. and i thought i was a sportscar.

days like these. seem to drag on forever. when you really want to do something but don’t have the means, and if you did have the means, there is nothing to do anyway.

i wanna fly

My fish is gone WTF??

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

Youll never believe this but… my fish is missing- how on earth does this happen. I live by myself and he is my only pet so how did he disappear into thin air (or water)??? I would appreciate it if he is returned in one piece; I do not think this joke is funny!

Has anyone ever heard of a beta just disappearing- how is th

SO WHEN I RETURN from partying with rock stars i would like to see my fish safely returned to his bowl. is this too much to ask?

Has anyone ever heard of a beta just disappearing- how is this possible?

Happy independence day btw!!!!

is possible?