Happy new years everyone!!!! I am going out tonight and going to get my drink on and hopefully get FUCKED!!!
I’m been needing a long hard deep dicking because my pussy has been ever so greedy but TONIGHT I’m in the mood for a threesome or some other kind of kinky fuckfest!
But for now I leave you with some more FREE video clips!
I love Christmas. Even though I am so freaking broke this year because of all the shit going on with the economy less people are spending money on porn. BOO. I thought porn was supposed to be a recession proof career! WTF!
Anyhow I bought myself a x-mas tree for the first time and have also picked up some pretty cute and inexpensive ornaments and decked it out with some snazzy lights and all that jazz. Now where are the presents?? ACK! This means I have to go shopping! I hate xmas shopping because of all of the crazy ass people and the hustle and bustle. I think I’m going to do all of my shopping at Walmart at 3-4 am. Should be relatively crazy shopper free, right?
Anyhow my tree rocks! Do any of you have any great holiday plans?? Let me know if you do… mine are all still up in the air at the moment. I should probably get on with deciding what the heck I am going to do for the holidays.
Happy Thanksgiving guys!!! I think I am on the verge of being drunk off of all this wine I’ve been drinking all morning while we’ve been watching the Macy’s parade here at my girlies house in Cali. Holy shit did that drive to Cali suck suck suck but after finally getting here we’re having a blast!
Holy crap!! They have a smurf balloon in the parade on tv!!! Why is that so awesome to me? LOL… I must be drunk.
I wonder who dresses all of those people in the parade… lol like are those costumes theirs or are they Macys? And how the fuck do they make the floats?? And who pays to make them? Macys? Or the people in the parade? Oh the drunken ramblings of my mind!!! LMAO.
Should I make pumpkin pie or apple pie for dessert? I am so full its and we havent even eaten yet!! How the heck am I supposed to fit into my clubbing clothes tonight after we gorge ourselves on this awesome food!!!
Anyhow- I’m going to go back to watching the parade that I have watched since I was a little kid and stuff myself like a turkey!
HAPPY TURKEY DAY EVERYONE!!!
Mwuah!
Micah!
HOLY SHIT ITS THE 4TH OF JULY AND I AM DRUNK DRUK DRUNK2.
HAPPY 4TH BOYS.
LOVE YOU ALL
XOXOXOXO DRUNK MICAH
So does anyone have any exciting plans for the fourth of July?? I am actually going to be going to Houston (YIKES) to visit a very good friend of mine for her surprise birthday party. There are people flying in from various states all around the country to be there for her 30th so I figured that I had to go. We’re going to go down to San Antonio for some fun and try to hook up with some hotties and do some partying. Yes, I know 30 is getting up there but I can still take her out for some fun on the town. I hear Houston is pretty happening. Anyone have any ideas of cool places to go in and around Houston?? any good strip clubs??? 0o0o0o I bet they have some good ones there! No? Yes???
Well I hope that everyone enjoys their St Pattys Day tonight! I am planning to go out with my girlfriends and stir up some trouble like I am ever so good at doing! Who know what crazy stuff we’ll get into! I’m thinking doing dinner at this really great place that has an awesome assortment of Vegan dishes and then getting our drink on! Has anyone had that green beer before? I can’t believe I have never had it.. lol I hope the dyes don’t kill me! Everyone be safe and have a GREAT SAINT PATRICKS DAY!!
HAPPY VD DAY EVERYONE!! DON’T CATCH ANYTHING!! 
HOPE EVERYONE HAS A SMASHING NEW YEARS!! I got so unbelievably drunk last night it was out of control! I am sooooo hung over. My entire face hurts from the vodka! But I had one hell of a good time. I didnt even mind the retard at the club last night that kept bumping into my fine ass. If he hadnt have been with a HUGE dude I might have decked him right in the face! But I didnt feel that this was the best way to start off the new year! In jail! LMAO!!
Heres to a wonderful and prosperous SEX-FILLED New year!!!
i got my halloween costume for the BIG party!
(btw if youre in the sac area and want to go to an AMAZING party, hit me up… i’ll give you details. oh and ***pssstttt its corporate playboy!***)
and i also got a shitload of food… my fridge was so empty!!