This is hilarious!
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning … Uphill… barefoot. BOTH ways
Yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, There was no way inhell I was going to lay A bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it And how easy they’ve got it! But now that… I’m over the ripe old age of Thirty, I can’t help butlook around and notice the youth of today. You’ve got it so easy! I mean, compared to my Childhood, you live in adamn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you Don’t know how good you’vegot it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have The Internet.If wewanted to know something, We had to go to the damn library and Look itup ourselves, in the card catalogue!! There was no email!! We had to actually write Somebody a letter, with apen! …Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in themailbox and it would take like a week to get there! There were no MP3’s or Napsters! You wanted to Steal music, you had tohitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ’dusually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! We didn’t have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you Were on the phoneand somebody else called they got a busy signal, that’s it!
And we didn’t have fancy Caller ID either!When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be yourschool, Your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, acollections agent, you Just didn’t know!!! You had to pick it up andtake your chances, mister! We didn’t have any fancy Sony Playstation video Games withhigh-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600!With gamesLike ‘Space Invaders’ and ‘asteroids’.Your guy was a littlesquare!
You actually had to use your Imagination!! And there were no multiple levelsor Screens, it was just one screen Forever! And you could never win.The game just kept gettingHarder and harder andFaster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE! You had to use a Little book called a TV Guide to find out what was On!You were screwed when it Came to channel surfing! You had to get offYour ass and walk over to the TV to change the Channel and there was noCartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons On Saturday Morning.
Do you Hear what I’m saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK For cartoons, you spoiled Little rat-bastards! And we didn’t have microwaves, if we wanted to heat Something up we hadto use the stove … Imagine that! That’s exactly what I’m talking about! You kids Today have got it tooeasy. You’re spoiled.You guys wouldn’t have lasted Five minutes back in 1980!