So I went out with my friend last night that I have known since we were in the 5th freaking grade. (YEAH! I’m starting to feel like I’m getting old!) anyhow- we went out to this strange locals club/bar where there was this couple doing some sort of slow-motion mating ritual dance. I’m soooo not sure exactly what it was that they were doing. But then there was these two blondes drunk off their asses dancing in the middle of the room watching themselves move in the mirror on the wall. Well, come to find out these two bitches were actually mother and daughter.
Now the strangest part about this whole scene is for one I’m not drunk enough and for two THEYRE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER! WTF?? It gets more strange. So theres this Italian looking freak in the corner who is just staring at them like he’s about to pounce on them. All drooling at crap. So he goes up and starts hitting on the daughter and next thing I know he’s completely feeling her up with his hands all over her boobs and crap! UGH!! so he tries to leave with these two broads and we were mystery science theatering his ass while we walked by them.
They were completely trying to brush this guy off but he was either too stupid or too drunk to get the hint!! HAH!! GOD some people are so duuuumb!