Today was one of those days. I had an hour long class in the late afternoon. Presentations. 30 of them. YUCK. Afterwards, we were sitting around chatting and asking questions. The last guy that went was trying to load his presentation onto a USB memory stick and opened up the ‘Recent Videos’ folder on his laptop. He accidentally began to play a video of a bear standing in a stream catching salmon. “Oops, wrong video.” He closes out of the window and begins to click around some more.
We instantly start to joke about it. I turn back around to the screen, expecting to watch a precious cuddly bear…. which is what I see for about 5 seconds before a new video pops up unexpectedly.
The first thing that comes out of my mouth is “WHOA!! HELLLLOOOOO.” There on the 50in screen is a video of a naked lady crouched down and giving a guy a blow job. I look at the person across the table from me. I look at G. And then I lose it. I’m the only girl in the group and I can’t stop giggling for the life of me. My face is flushed and, the water I attempt to drink to calm myself down, just ends up being spit out from laughing. Eventually, my composure is entirely gone and I have to walk out of the room.
I can’t help but feel embarrassed for that guy. What idiot seriously keeps videos like those on the work computer that is used for presentations? I know he went back to his hotel kicking himself in the ass.
I got some added value porn in class today… and I’m still laughing about it. THANK GOD it wasnt a video of me!!